my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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