i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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