What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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