i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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