What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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