About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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