We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Houston, we have a squirter
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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