ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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