I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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