Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
did you just send me my own nude
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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