There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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