I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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