if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He? As in you personified your dick?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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