the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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