Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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