Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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