So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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