handjob tips. give me some.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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