Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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