You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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