I hope mine doesn't look like that
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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