kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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