I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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