...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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