that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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