what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize
