My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
she peed on how many people?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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