I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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