What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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