Its about making memories worth repressing
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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