Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
