can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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