It's Friday. Sex?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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