I didn't shave. On purpose
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
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Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."