Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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