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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.

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  25 People Admit the Worst Things They’ve Done for Good Reasons

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though

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  25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list

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