Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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