is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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