i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.