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No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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