I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.