I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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