I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I have fence marks all over my body
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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