Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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