I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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