i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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