I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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