The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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