He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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