idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
handjob tips. give me some.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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