The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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