Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't think brook has ever known best
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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