Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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