Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
