real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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