Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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