Already got asked if we're dating
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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