pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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