Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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