yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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